You know, you need help with anything, I'm here.

Gibbs [to Sarah]

• Permalink: You know, you need help with anything, I'm here.
• Rating: Unrated

Maybe you could say hi next time rather than lurking in the corner like an evil leprechaun.

Kasie [to Jimmy]

• Permalink: Maybe you could say hi next time rather than lurking in the corner like an evil leprechaun.
• Rating: Unrated

This is not about who's feeling what, Jack.

Gibbs [to Jack]

• Permalink: This is not about who's feeling what, Jack.
• Rating: Unrated

Kasie: I can only think of one reason why a pilot would eject below radar.
Torres: To fake her own death.

• Permalink: To fake her own death.
• Rating: Unrated

Weeks: Thanks for not shooting me.
Gibbs: I probably would have missed.

• Permalink: I probably would have missed.
• Rating: Unrated

McGee: Boss, you're a member of the cut club?
Gibbs: Oh, hell no. But I wish you luck though.

• Permalink: Oh, hell no. But I wish you luck though.
• Rating: Unrated

Vance: You have a nice day too.
McGee: She didn't really say, "Have a nice day," did she?

• Permalink: She didn't really say, "Have a nice day," did she?
• Rating: Unrated

That's all right. I didn't have much to do today.

Briggs [to Gibbs]

• Permalink: That's all right. I didn't have much to do today.
• Rating: Unrated

What if they cut the wrong wire?

Torres [to McGee]

• Permalink: What if they cut the wrong wire?
• Rating: Unrated

You're not going to catch her. She's too smart.

Briggs

• Permalink: You're not going to catch her. She's too smart.
• Rating: Unrated

Why would you put that image in my head?

McGee [to Torres]

• Permalink: Why would you put that image in my head?
• Rating: Unrated

My boys went down swinging.

Vance [to McGee]

• Permalink: My boys went down swinging.
• Rating: Unrated