After all, kids learn bad habits by watching their parents.

Vance [to Gibbs]

Bishop: Even Gibbs carries [a cell phone].
McGee: And he's a repeat technophobe and known troglodyte.

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

Torres

Torres: Shot with a small-caliber weapon.
Bishop: Nine millimeter? Now where have I seen one of those before?

People! Back up and let me do my thing!

Kasie [to Jimmy and Torres]

Why are you asking me? Nuts is your department.

Gibbs [to Jack]

Oh, hi, Popeye!

Dr. Grace [to Gibbs]

Primal therapy, my ass.

Gibbs

This day just got way more interesting.

Bishop

Check his Facegram page. Or his Insta-chat.

Gibbs [to Bishop]

Thank you for not being a jerk. It's tough being the new kid.

Sarah [to Gibbs]

Last time I check, "The Manchurian Candidate" is just a movie.

Vance

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?