NCIS
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After all, kids learn bad habits by watching their parents.
Vance [to Gibbs]
Bishop: Even Gibbs carries [a cell phone].
McGee: And he's a repeat technophobe and known troglodyte.
Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
Torres
Torres: Shot with a small-caliber weapon.
Bishop: Nine millimeter? Now where have I seen one of those before?
People! Back up and let me do my thing!
Kasie [to Jimmy and Torres]
Why are you asking me? Nuts is your department.
Gibbs [to Jack]
Oh, hi, Popeye!
Dr. Grace [to Gibbs]
Primal therapy, my ass.
Gibbs
This day just got way more interesting.
Bishop
Check his Facegram page. Or his Insta-chat.
Gibbs [to Bishop]
Thank you for not being a jerk. It's tough being the new kid.
Sarah [to Gibbs]
Last time I check, "The Manchurian Candidate" is just a movie.
Vance