Sure. Insane Clown Posse. Ceremonial Naval band. I totally see the similarity.

Bishop [to Hoffer]

• Permalink: Sure. Insane Clown Posse. Ceremonial Naval band. I totally see the similarity.
• Rating: Unrated

Was it just me, or was [Jack] walking with a great deal of bad juju?

Torres

• Permalink: Was it just me, or was walking with a great deal of bad juju?
• Rating: Unrated

Gibbs doesn't leave.

Ducky

• Permalink: Gibbs doesn't leave.
• Rating: Unrated

That's the nerdiest thing I've ever heard.

Torres [to McGee]

• Permalink: That's the nerdiest thing I've ever heard.
• Rating: Unrated

You do not want a staring contest. I will bury you.

Jack [to Gibbs]

• Permalink: You do not want a staring contest. I will bury you.
• Rating: Unrated

McGee: You want me to break the law so you can avoid some social awkwardness?
Jack: It was worth a try.

• Permalink: It was worth a try.
• Rating: Unrated

Torres: See where we're going with this?
Hannah: Maybe you should use smaller words.

• Permalink: Maybe you should use smaller words.
• Rating: Unrated

I'm like super-likable, right?

Hannah [to McGee]

• Permalink: I'm like super-likable, right?
• Rating: Unrated

Here I am talking about being maternal and I'm leaving my son with a strange man who lives across the street.

Sarah [to Gibbs]

• Permalink: Here I am talking about being maternal and I'm leaving my son with a strange man who lives...
• Rating: Unrated

If you're not early, you're late.

Gibbs [to Phineas]

• Permalink: If you're not early, you're late.
• Rating: Unrated

Torres: This petty officer is about to get a visit from the cool kids, plus McGee. No offense.
McGee: None taken.

• Permalink: This petty officer is about to get a visit from the cool kids, plus McGee. No offense.
• Rating: Unrated

Bishop: He made more money playing games online than he did in the Navy.
Gibbs: What? How does that work?
Torres: Believe me. I've been asking the same thing.

• Permalink: Believe me. I've been asking the same thing.
• Rating: Unrated