McGee: What was Delilah thinking?
Torres: I don't think she realizes you're 11 years old.

Hey, how about some work? We've got a murder to solve.

Gibbs

I don't know if that's spring cleaning or a quiet call for help.

McGee

So are we looking at a victim or a suspect?

Vance

I know that building these is cathartic. I know a guy who builds boats.

Jack [to Claire]

Try to connect with [Claire] first before you act like you.

Jack [to Gibbs]

Come now, Kasie. It's never too late to ride a new pony.

Ducky [to Kasie]

Torres: You see, saint.
Gibbs: Obviously someone didn't think so.

You eat corrupt CEOs for breakfast and murderers for lunch.

Torres [to McGee]

Jack: I felt so damaged. I wanted to protect you.
Faith: You did. You gave me up. That was you protecting me.

Oh, the college smell. Doesn't it make you feel nostalgic?

Torres [to McGee]

Maybe he pissed off the wrong nanna.

Palmer

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?