NCIS
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Palmer: Did I mention I got 14 minutes of sleep last night?
Torres: Twice.
Which bottom line kept you traveling around the parking lot twice?
Vance [to Geary]
What kind of magic do you think I do down here?
Kasie [to Bishop]
Torres: I hate math.
McGee: But you love kicking down doors.
Ian: I was told this assistant M.E. position was for dead bodies.
Murphy: Sorry for being alive.
Gibbs: I don't care about the investigation.
Nurse: Then family after all.
You hang in there, amigo.
GIbbs [to Torres]
Director, what is going on?
McGee [to Vance]
These are the only kids I have left.
GIbbs [to Vance]
Kind of like my version of building a boat, but not in a basement.
Jack [to Gibbs]
This is kind of thing you don't recover from.
Gibbs [to Bishop]
You're literally holding the murder weapon in your hand.
Bishop [to Colleen]