You eat corrupt CEOs for breakfast and murderers for lunch.

Torres [to McGee]

Jack: I felt so damaged. I wanted to protect you.
Faith: You did. You gave me up. That was you protecting me.

Oh, the college smell. Doesn't it make you feel nostalgic?

Torres [to McGee]

Maybe he pissed off the wrong nanna.

Palmer

Jack: Aren't you going to say anything?
Gibbs: What's his name?

Kasie: As only you can.
Jimmy: And nothing is going to bring me down.

Work fast. I hear Torres has a parade to get to.

Gibbs

The only thing that's getting buried here is you two if you don't shut up.

Max [to Kasie and Jimmy]

Stock: It's too early to be calling them hostages yet.
Gibbs: I don't care what you call them. I just want to get them out alive.

Man, that is commitment.

Kasie

Jimmy: Now what?
Max: Now you cut him open.

I'd say we were throwing out some good old-fashioned blarney.

Jimmy

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?