Torres [to Gibbs]: You did all this by yourself. When?
Bishop: Probably when he was sturgeon fishing.

He was planning an escape of his own.

Gibbs

I don't think there's anything wrong with us. We just let life get in the way a little bit.

McGee [to Delilah]

Torres: What do you think, Gibbs.
Gibbs: I think someone ought to do something.

Fornell: You trying to kill me?
Gibbs: If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead.

Gibbs: Fornell's alive.
Vance: You saw him?
Gibbs: No. He kneed me in the groin.

Torres: Who taught you so much about electronic surveillance?
Fornell: Youtube.

Bishop: You think {Gibbs] is OK.
Torres: I think he did what he had to do.

Emily: I don't know if I should punch you or I should hug you.
Fornell: Can we start with the hug?

Well, this is my second bomb encounter of the week. That's got to be some kind of agency record.

Bishop [to Torres]

I had to do what I had to do. McGee knows that.

Gibbs [to Vance]

Jim, you're in Autopsy. Nothing is going to stop you from pondering the fragility of life.

Kacie [to Palmer]

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?