NCIS
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Gunman: Tell us the password.
Gracie: No.
I'll speak to my team and let them know everything.
Torres
I have contractors in the bathroom.
Knight
Torres: You know, this is the third time Kasie has sent us out for a supply run.
Jessica: Yeah. She either needs to stop throwing parties, or we have to stop being gophers.
McGee: Suicide? That can't be right.
Jessica: No, it can't.
Parker: I guess we have work to do.
Jessica [to Sam]: You and Parker have high opinions of primitive insects.
Parker: Out of respect. They're survivors. So was Dale Harding.
Vance: You sent NCIS's brightest and best back to school?
Parker: It's never too late to learn new things.
Jess: I give up; where do the tech trolls keep their caffeine?
McGee: You can't say tech troll.
Jess: You say it all the time!
McGee: Yeah, well, that's different; I am one!
Curtis: Actually, now that Director Vance put you in charge down here, you're the troll king!
Jess: Going up?
Agent Rose: We're in the basement; going up is the only option.
Jess: There's another one (flicks the off switch).
This job isn't for everybody. It requires that you trust the people in this building with your life at all times, good or bad, which can be hard.
Parker
Jess: This isn't about loyalty to each other or even loyalty to the badge. We're federal agents with a higher calling; our only loyalty is to the truth.
Agent Rose: Have you been practicing that?
Jess: A little.
Vance: The gardens keep growing, I see.
Parker: From all corners of the world.
