McGee: Why didn't you tell Delilah you were going on a cruise?
Judy: I did, well, I thought I did.

No, I didn't know. I just found out.

Mcgee

I already agreed to stay away from the windows.

Judy

Kasie: Did you tell Ducky?
Parker: No. I said nothing.

Gunman: Tell us the password.
Gracie: No.

I'll speak to my team and let them know everything.

Torres

I have contractors in the bathroom.

Knight

Jesse: We got here a day early for the retirement party and Kasie put us on decorating duty.
Jane: Well, she's hard to say no to.
Torres: Yeah, tell us about it.

Callen: McGee. It's been a while.
McGee: Yeah, what the hell are you guys doing here?
Sam: I guess it hasn't been long enough.

Palmer: This man took his own life.
McGee: The question is why.

Sam: You expect us to believe that the computer guy lost his password?
McGee: Says the car guy who once lost his favorite car, Charlene, right?
Sam: He knows the name of my car.
Callen: That's impressive.

Torres: You know, this is the third time Kasie has sent us out for a supply run.
Jessica: Yeah. She either needs to stop throwing parties, or we have to stop being gophers.

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?