NCIS
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSPopular NCIS Quotes
Vance: Gibbs. Where's Agent DiNozzo.
Gibbs: Headed to Israel.
McGee: His plane leaves in a few hours.
Abby: What is it, director?
Vance: I just got a call, from Tel Aviv.
Listen up! Grab your gear.
Gibbs
Tony: If I had known she was pregnant, I would have been there in a second.
Orli: Which is precisely why she didn't tell you. She didn't want to disrupt your life any more than she already had.
Tony: That was not her decision to make.
Orli: You know better than anyone how fiercely independent Ziva was. She did not need a man to complete her. She was quite comfortable and confidant raising Tali on her own.
Tony: Without ever telling me.
Orli: Actually, I'm here for a much more important reason. Something far more personal. Bring in Tali.
Vance: Wasn't that Ziva's sister?
Orli: Her namesake, yes.
Tony: Whose namesake?
Orli: You may have heard there was one survivor pulled from the farmhouse. Her room was in a corridor not destroyed by the fire. Tali is Ziva's daughter. And your daughter, Tony.
I love this sofa. It's like being hugged by a microfiber cloud!
Fornell
You're like the Goldilocks of NCIS!
Quinn [to Gibbs]
Silva: We were all concerned!
Torres: Oh, yeah, the guys you sent to kill me looked real worried.
You have a doorbell?
Fornell [to Gibbs]
Quinn: Left behind some scorned women, huh, Gibbs?
Gibbs: I have no comment.
Torres: He knew we were gonna meet here.
Gibbs: How do you know that?
Torres: Because he planted a bomb under my seat. I activated the pressure trigger when I sat down.
Gibbs [sees the bomb and grins]: And you're waiting until now to tell me that?
Torres: Well, I was in the middle of something. How does it look?
Gibbs: Hm, like it may hurt for a second!
Torres: You are enjoying this.
Gibbs: Oh, yeah. A little.
I've been to drug lord torture rooms less scary.
Torres [on the NCIS interrogation room]
Everybody I never wanted to see again, all in one room.
Neil Sherwood [on the high school reunion]
