He's off his meds.

Quinn [regarding Gibbs's intensity]

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Gibbs: That's a long swim for an innocent man!
Wayne: I'm not innocent! ...of the imposter stuff...

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You're why others are alive. No phone call killed your friend.

Gibbs

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Well, we don't have a firm date yet, but we plan on saving money on the invitations just by telling Bishop, and everyone will show!

McGee [on his wedding]

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Suspect [McGee is playing Bad Cop]: Get him off me!
Torres: I would, but he's scaring *me*!

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McGee: Office equipment is your friend.
Torres: It's a bad friend, the one you lend money to and never pays you back!

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I don't kick down doors. Are you saying I'm not a crime fighter?

Abby

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Bishop: Technology tantrum.
Torres: Joining my club, McGee?

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Detective Campbell: I invited NCIS here as a courtesy.
Gibbs: How about as a courtesy, I don't kick your ass!

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Abby: Gibbs, I can't have a conversation by myself!
Gibbs: It's never stopped you before.

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McGee: How do you sleep at night?!
Torres: On my back. Naked.

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I love animals, but I think I'd love my husband more.

Abby

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