Abby: Is this an order?
Vance: Yes! Go be a bad guy!

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Abby: This is my nightmare! The only thing missing is Vance riding in on demon wings to fire me!
Torres: Well, that makes sense.
Abby: I usually wake up when his mustache turns into a snake.

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Well, you say ‘tomato,’ I say ‘terrorist.’

Torres

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What the hell! Your *fake* bomb just made a *real* explosion!

Cop

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See, you have *fought* terror. Who better to create it?

Earl Goddard

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Reeves: We spoke to your wife. She said you were at the office all night.
Gibbs: No nookie!

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Just makin’ sure you were paying attention…

Gibbs [on pickpocketing Torres]

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Reeves: I found Chen’s courier.
Bishop: So... you... jumped in your Winnebago to come tell me?
Reeves: No! I jumped in *his*.

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Bishop: I’m not afraid of Gibbs.
Reeves: Well, actually, *I’m* afraid of him.

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The world isn’t all zeros and ones. You can’t reduce love to a binary code.

Qasim

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Wow, duplicitous backstabbers on Capitol Hill? Who’da thunk it?

Vance

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There’s gotta be an expiration on the creepy factor! Besides, it’s not like it’s haunted!

McGee

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