Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!

Gibbs

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The pizza delivery guy found her body in thirty minutes or less.

Torres

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I liked it better when he called me ‘Jimmy’!

Jimmy

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Torres: NCIS! Get on the ground!
Taj Robinson: Who, me?
Torres: No, the other blond guy with the other alarm box!

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Toilet, freezer, mattress. The go-to spots.

Walt Osorio

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Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Gibbs: Overboard!

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Don’t dance around it! Agent Bishop is saying this ship is full of seamen!

Judith McKnight

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DiNozzo Senior: It’s about Judith. Your ex-lover.
Gibbs [chokes]: My what?!

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Michael Kettering: You told her I was married?!
Quinn: How could *you* not tell her?!

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DiNozzo Senior [in the bath with Judith]: Gibbs! Forgive me for not getting up…
Judith McKnight: Oh, trust me, he’s *already* up.

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Abby: Is this an order?
Vance: Yes! Go be a bad guy!

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Abby: This is my nightmare! The only thing missing is Vance riding in on demon wings to fire me!
Torres: Well, that makes sense.
Abby: I usually wake up when his mustache turns into a snake.

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