Abby: You… you don’t know what I think!
Sloane: You betcha, I don’t.

• Permalink: You betcha, I don’t.
• Added: November 01, 2017

Your dork machine is ready for action.

Torres [regarding a ham radio]

• Permalink: Your dork machine is ready for action.
• Added: November 01, 2017

Reeves: What a load of bollocks.
Doctor Cho [confused]: What?
Gibbs: Cut the crap, Doc.

• Permalink: Cut the crap, Doc.
• Added: November 01, 2017

Hug on your own time!

Gibbs

• Permalink: Hug on your own time!
• Added: November 01, 2017

Sloane: He’s 45, chubby, and lives with his mother.
McGee: You can tell all that?!
Sloane: No. Profiling doesn’t work that way.

• Permalink: No. Profiling doesn’t work that way.
• Added: November 01, 2017

Sometimes, homeless is an upgrade.

Reeves

• Permalink: Sometimes, homeless is an upgrade.
• Added: October 25, 2017

The more you know, the less you understand.

Gibbs [on being told about memes]

• Permalink: The more you know, the less you understand.
• Added: October 25, 2017

We’re all as sick as our secrets, Clay, and we all need someone to talk to. Even you.

Bishop

• Permalink: We’re all as sick as our secrets, Clay, and we all need someone to talk to. Even you.
• Added: October 25, 2017

When it comes to stupidity, I would not underestimate this guy.

Abby

• Permalink: When it comes to stupidity, I would not underestimate this guy.
• Added: October 25, 2017

Reeves: Who’s Tony?
Gibbs: An old friend.
Reeves: You’re friends with the bass player from Flock of Seagulls?

• Permalink: You’re friends with the bass player from Flock of Seagulls?
• Added: October 25, 2017

Smitty [caught committing a crime]: I was just, uh…
Torres: What? Sleepwalking?

• Permalink: What? Sleepwalking?
• Added: October 18, 2017

Awkward silences make me uncomfortable, so I’m just gonna keep on talking!

Jimmy

• Permalink: Awkward silences make me uncomfortable, so I’m just gonna keep on talking!
• Added: October 18, 2017