Michael Kettering: You told her I was married?!
Quinn: How could *you* not tell her?!

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• Added: February 08, 2017

DiNozzo Senior: It’s about Judith. Your ex-lover.
Gibbs [chokes]: My what?!

• Permalink: It's about Judith. Your ex-lover.
• Added: February 08, 2017

Don’t dance around it! Agent Bishop is saying this ship is full of seamen!

Judith McKnight

• Permalink: Don’t dance around it! Agent Bishop is saying this ship is full of seamen!
• Added: February 08, 2017

Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Gibbs: Overboard!

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• Added: February 08, 2017

Toilet, freezer, mattress. The go-to spots.

Walt Osorio

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• Added: February 08, 2017

Torres: NCIS! Get on the ground!
Taj Robinson: Who, me?
Torres: No, the other blond guy with the other alarm box!

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• Added: February 08, 2017

I liked it better when he called me ‘Jimmy’!

Jimmy

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• Added: February 08, 2017

The pizza delivery guy found her body in thirty minutes or less.

Torres

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• Added: February 08, 2017

Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!

Gibbs

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• Added: February 08, 2017

Future’s coming with or without you. Might as well *be* there.

Jimmy

• Permalink: Future’s coming with or without you. Might as well *be* there.
• Added: January 25, 2017

Ryan: So, you’re an actual doctor?
Jimmy: Yeah. And nobody at work knows!

• Permalink: Yeah. And nobody at work knows!
• Added: January 25, 2017

Ryan Smith: What is this, self-help karaoke?
Jimmy: Honestly, I’ve got a million of these. I can do this all night long!

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• Added: January 25, 2017