NCIS
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Tony: Dear noble eastern white pine, this is from Abby Sciutto. She said you would know what to do with it. There you go. There, I said it. Are you happy?
McGee: I'm happy and Abby will be very happy.
Judith: You have a very commanding voice, Special Agent Gibbs. And big hands.
Bishop: Oh boy.
Gibbs: Who are you?
Lyle: I'm Lyle.
Gibbs: Shut up, Lyle
Gibbs: We're doing this the hard way.
Judith: I like the hard way.
This is my whole world. Can you imagine if I messed up? What that really means? It means that innocent people went to jail because of me. Because of my mistakes.
Abby
Look, Agent Bishop right? You wanna help me? Let me hug my daughter. This glass, this phone....I haven't held her hand in sixteen years. I just want my baby back. Can NCIS help me do that?
Hayes
Gibbs: How'd you find my house?
Osario: Former PD, remember? I could find a flea on a rat's anus.
Judith: What's in the basement?
Gibbs: Hey! None of your business! Come back here!
Judith: Is it your naughty room? Wanna know my safe word? Kielbasa.
Judith: It's been really nice talking to you, sunshine. I hope we get to do it again soon, just the two of us.
Gibbs: I'm asleep, right? This is a dream?
Judith: Close your eyes and keep dreaming. It gets better and better.
Bishop: Attention squad room.
Tony and McGee: Louder!
Bishop: Attention squad room! I, Eleanor Bishop, am asking spirits of criminal science for a really hectic day! A crazy day where lots of things go terribly, terribly wrong.
Tony: There you go.
Judith: Where's my Gibbs?
Ducky: He sends his regrets.
Judith: Oh it's fine. I'll be seeing lots of him anyway. Agent McGee and I are collaborating on a new crime novel. And I'm basing my main character on the silver-haired devil. Short on words, but his eyes say plenty.
McGee: Just so you know, I donated a bunch of my stuff last week. Stuff that was important to me.
Delilah: More important than my stuff, or more important than us?
Tony: That's a trap.
