NCIS
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Tony: Are they arguing in binary?
Bishop: Binary averages twelve digits per word. It's some sort of modified shorthand.
Tony: He can't even argue like a cool cyborg.
McGee: Let me explain to you why that is not creepy. They're my recitals. I used to tap dance. Yeah. You heard me. I used to tap dance and you know what? I was a natural. In fact, I was amazing. They used to tell me Timmy "Soft Shoe Savant" McGee. You understand? And I'm not ashamed of it.
Tony: I gotta find a VHS player.
Tim. Big or small, we'll face it together okay?
Delilah
Bishop: Zero zero, one one zero.
McGee: You're welcome.
Bishop: I'm the one that supposed to be in that position, not Jake.
Delilah: What position?
Bishop: The in harm's way. I finally understand what Jake's been talking about all this time. My NSA deployments in the Middle East, these past few years at NCIS. This is what he's been going through.
Bishop: Seven minutes. That's how close Jake came. 420 seconds. I could have lost him Gibbs.
Gibbs: But you didn't lose him, Ellie. Jake's safe and he's coming home. Everything's going to be all right.
McGee: That's actually really interesting what he was doing.
Tony: Not really, McNerd. What is interesting is that the fact that his CO says he's been divorced three times, has no friends or family that still talks to him.
Gibbs: Yeah.
Man I picked a bad day for a field trip.
Abby
Tony: No, I have not had an eye lift.
Woman: I don't believe you. And I would sue if I were you.
Tony: Well there's nobody to sue, because I haven't had it. Wait, why would I sue?
Woman: You tell me, Marty Feldman.
Brown: You have a fire starter kit in your heel?
Abby: You don't?
Cook: What are you doing?
Abby: Re-negotiating. This is a canister of DX7 gas. If I release it in this room, we'll all be dead in ten seconds.
Brown: What...that's not a smoke bomb?
Abby: Put down your weapons.
Cook: You're bluffing.
Abby: You're going to kill the hostages no matter what I do. No witnesses - I heard you say it. If my life can save theirs, I'm down, 100%.
Brown: Why aren't we dead?
Abby: 'Cause there's no such thing as DX7 poison gas. I actually just made an airborne incapacitating agent.
Cook: I knew you were bluffing. I knew she was bluffing.
