NCIS
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Alejandro Rivera: I was always raised to be polite to guests. My father taught me that as a child. Before he was murdered by a coward.
Gibbs: Just like Paloma!
Alejandro Rivera: Do not mention my sister’s name again.
Gibbs: Gladly.
There is a cloud of death that follows you, Gibbs. Only it’s the ones closest to you that pays the price!
Alejandro Rivera
You may not deserve to live. But I will *never* stoop to your level!
Abby
You don’t need *me*. Everything that this place stands for, this is *you*, Clay. And you can’t expect Sarah to let her guard down if you don’t let *your* guard down.
Abby
Jimmy [about Gibbs]: Camera adds ten pounds to his temper…
Gibbs [behind him]: Wanna make it twenty?
Torres: That’s heavy, man. I have heavy thoughts, too.
Reeves: Weightlifter fantasies don’t count.
Torres: They don’t?
Bear in mind, Gibbs, when the world is watching, “No comment” can only play for so long!
Vance
Picture this. You and me, subterranean coworkers, dining in ice chairs. It’s just so *right*.
Jimmy [to Abby]
Vance: SecNav has asked me to draft a press release.
Sloane: Let me guess. “We’ll support the Virginia State Police in every way possible to solve the murder of May Carter, however this case does not fall under the jurisdiction of NCIS.”
Vance: Once again, say that slowly so I can type it!
Hey, Torres, look! I finally found a T-shirt small enough for you!
McGee [holding up a baby shirt]
Wait, you’re friends with your arch-enemy from high school?
McGee [to Bishop]
Oh, you have a *plan*, Gibbs, don’t you? I see it all over you!
Sloane
