NCIS
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I’ve held lots of arms. Yours are more than decent.
Annie [to Torres]
Bishop: I thought you said you were gonna--
Gibbs: Lie to Abby? [chuckles]
Bishop: Ha, no! But by ‘no’ I mean ‘yeah.’
Jimmy: What’d I miss?
Torres: Just McGee’s sad childhood.
Gibbs [translating]: She wants to know why his [Torres] shirt’s so tight.
Bishop: Don’t we all!
Ducky: He’s *dead*, Doctor Palmer.
Jimmy: Yeah, I noticed that when I removed his spleen and he didn’t complain!
Bishop: You know The Rules?!
Torres: I thought it was mandatory.
Burger coma.
Gibbs [describing the sleeping Elena]
Gibbs: That was some nice shooting, Leon!
Vance: It was our house. Had to defend it.
Gibbs: Is that my weapon?
Vance: [shrugs]
‘Fall back’?! We need to get in there, with Sherman tanks!
Reeves
Jimmy: I mean, I guess I can see how some lawyer could use the confusion of an evacuation to call into question the chain of evidence, but, well, Autopsy *and* Abby’s lab have secure storage. These new rules clearly are written by some out-of-touch bean counter!
Bishop: I helped write the protocol when I was at NSA.
Jimmy: You used the words “evacuation” and “evidence” twice in the same sentence.
Bishop: So our intruder accidentally killed himself--
Abby: --with a pipe bomb--
Bishop: --on the roof of NCIS headquarters.
Bishop: So much junk, so little time.
Ducky: Junk, my dear Ellie, is in the eye of the beholder!
