Favorite New Girl Quotes
Damn it! I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!Schmidt
I want to kill you...because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!Nick
Winston said you make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them clickety-clacks or centaur boots.Schmidt
An Indian-Jewish baby? Who wouldn't want that? Think about the bone structure!Schmidt
I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach
I'm about to go pay this fine, and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!Jess
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.Schmidt
Schmidt: Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called "the slippery germ brick"?
Nick: Yeah, I probably would actually.
If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You'll look like Ken dolls down there!Jess
Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.
I am so sorry you had to hear about it like this. But can we take a minute to celebrate me? It's like I'm having Indian every night!Schmidt