I put on my special underwear because Jess is back because I made a promise I'd be wearing these when you came back.

Nick

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I feel like the moment passed, right?

Reagan

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Actually the dance class has become more of a dance gathering.

Winston

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Jury duty was quite simply the tops.

Jess

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It's too small to be a cat hotel and too big to be pants so it can't be mine.

Winston

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It's not mine. I only buy local except for clothing and produce, medication, water, seasoning, meat.

Schmidt

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Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.

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I do all her work and she does all the working of her cleavage.

Jess

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It's not gonna end well for these two.

Nick

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Everbody has been flashed countless times, right?

Nick

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This looks like an ad for a bong making company.

Jess

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You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.

Winston

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