New Girl Quotes
At least I'm not 23, at least I own a trashcan, at least I can legally rent a car, at least I don't live in a loft with three...at least I live with you guys.Jess
I've never been an inspiration before...I don't like this much responsibility.Nick
Winston: They call me Prank Sinatra!
Nick: No, you call you Prank Sinatra!
If I had a dollar for every person I couldn't hang out with because they hate Schmidt, I'd be rich. Like fill my gas tank up all the way rich.Nick
If you track my trajectory I'm gonna live to a 123 years old. Hello, Robot Sex.Schmidt
I can't let you fluff me. I can't let you work in emotional porn! You have too much to offer.Jess [to Nick]
This isn't a sex thing, is it? Because I can't build a dresser and pleasure a woman at the same time. I'm not God.Sam
Nick: You can't separate your feelings from sex? So what? You're a girl!
Jess: I deserve to have a shorty on the side!
Winston, you've been staring at this girl for 5 minutes. Please tell me you're checking her out, otherwise you're a serial killer, which would explain a lot.Schmidt
Jess: I don't want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?
Nick: Yeah, sure. I'm not doing anything today.
Winston: You, my friend, have become her fluffer.
Nick: Like in porn?
Winston: Her emotional fluffer!
If we make love later, and I tell you to pretend that I'm a scary ghost, are you gonna be weirded out by that?Bearclaw