New Girl Quotes
I want to kill you...because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!Nick
It smells like leather and Teddy Roosevelt and wistfulness.Nick
Schmidt: Do you think it's a superhero?
Nick: No, I think it's Jess and some weird guy.
You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost!Winston
I would have lasted two seconds in the court of the sun king. I think about that all the time.Jess
Jess: I'll raise the money myself! I'll get a ragtag group of kids together. An orphan, a lost soul, a Jewish kid with a keyboard, a little slut who can dance, and one fatso!
Tanya: You already did that Jess. It was the spring musical, and it brought in literally $60.
Jess: You've always wanted a thing, so maybe this is your thing. The guy with no phone.
Nick: But who is that guy!?
Do you have like a box of charity phones you're sending to Africa? Can he just have one of those?Jess
He smells of strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse.Nick
I'm gonna have to run all the way home, and I have my slipperiest loafers on!Schmidt
Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.Schmidt
You're like aging ballerina, child chess prodigy, old magician crazy.Jess [to Schmidt]