Katie: I got the urine results back.
JJ: I know; everything came back normal.
Katie: JJ, you're pregnant.

That feeling that you're having now, that's the reason I didn't tell my parents my secret. If I have special powers, I'm not special because of me anymore, I'm just a kid with a mutated gene, you know?

JJ

I just wanted a job, not an after-school special.

Daphne

Just because you won't lie to your wife does not mean that I can't. What's she gonna do if she finds out? Make me sleep on the couch?

George

Just because you've decided to clean up the city doesn't make crime fighting a family business.

Stephanie

Daphne: But Mr. Robins is her teacher!
Megan: In more ways than one, I guess.

Then how do you explain that life-sized game of Jenga our son just played?

Stephanie

JJ: I want to try out for football.
Coach: JJ, you're a sweet kid and all, but you're the size of my daughter.

Every Batman needs his Robin.

George

Who's it going to hurt if you let this one slide? The crack-head community?

George

George: I'm just trying to protect your identity. If enough people say they got busted by Mr. Clean it's just a matter...
Jim: Okay. I'm bald. I get it.

I love you for the beauty you see in ordinary things.

Jim [to Stephanie]

No Ordinary Family Quotes

Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne