You're 16; you're supposed to be thinking about clothes, and school and boys, God help me.

Jim [to Daphne]

You're stopping a felony and I'm committing once. Remember when we used to have movie night?

Stephanie

You dance like you're trying to escape villagers.

George [to Jim]

You can tell me anything. Anything but that puberty stuff, just pass right over that, please.

George [to Daphne]

We've got some weddings to crash.

George

You're just some very strong man putting himself in dangerous situations, who doesn't know what to do with them once he gets there.

Stephanie

Jim: Where are you?
Stephanie: You know the store on the corner? About 500 miles from there.

Did you just use your powers to win a stuffed panda?

Daphne

Jim: We're going to have the time of our lives
J.J: You said that before, right before the plane crash.

What are you doing? I heard you. You're like... thinking!

Daphne [to JJ]

Nobody ever saw what superman's first day on the job looked like.

George

Remember how we used to be normal?

Daphne

No Ordinary Family Quotes

Stephanie: Who are you texting now?
Daphne: God.

I don't know why you guys can't go without me and just photo shop me in.

Daphne