No Ordinary Family Quotes
I spent too many years in school to watch over a high-tech gossip girl.
Frances
Stephanie: Are we bad parents leaving our kids alone?
Jim: They're not alone. That's why we had two.
Stephanie: George hit you with his car?
Jim: It was a rental.
I'm old enough to operate a motor vehicle, I think I'm old enough to operate a JJ.
Daphne
Who would have thought the key to a marriage was a plane crash and superpowers.
George
I can't believe you and Stephanie have been married for 18 years. That's a long time. It's like your marriage is old enough to vote... and have sex.
George
One time I went to Russia and I thought I was having an allergic reaction to the water. Turns out I was drinking Vodka.
Katie
You are not supposed to be saying ouch.
George [to Jim]
Everyone named Jack has been sent to the emergency room, maybe next time it'll be the morgue.
Jim
He's a dash of Edward, with a smidge of Wolverine.
Katie
Jock lets nerd on football team and nerd lets jock cheat off of him. What an adorable Breakfast Club you two have going on.
Mr. Litchfield
George: You know it could be performance problems.
Stephanie: The only thing ruining his performance is you.
