Hobnobbing is my gift. That, and really tiny stitches.

Coop

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• Added: April 19, 2010

O'Hara: Don't think so hard.
Zoey: Not like I can help it.

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• Added: April 19, 2010

You are many things, Jacks. Useless is not one of them.

O'Hara

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• Added: April 19, 2010

Coop: Jackie Peyton, armed and dangerous.
Jackie: Don't tempt me.

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• Added: April 19, 2010

Not that I wish diabetes on any of you. But look at the shit I need to eat.

Thor

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• Added: April 19, 2010

You shouldn't be sleeping on the couch.

Grace [to Jackie]

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• Added: April 19, 2010

Kevin: Seriously, Jackie, you're nuts.
Jackie: Seriously, Kevin, you're mine.

• Permalink: Seriously, Jackie, you're nuts. Seriously, Kevin, you're mine.
• Added: April 19, 2010

I think I'm pregnant.

Zoey

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• Added: April 13, 2010

Coop: I almost have 1,000 Twitter followers now.
Zoey: Is that a lot?
Coop: Heck yeah!

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• Added: April 13, 2010

I'm not in recovery. But I should be, for wedding cake addiction.

Thor

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• Added: April 13, 2010

I shagged a nurse. In the chapel.

O'Hara

• Permalink: I shagged a nurse. In the chapel.
• Added: April 13, 2010

Gloria: I'm not a prude! I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake.
Jackie: No you weren't.

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• Added: April 13, 2010