She'd rather watch a fire safety video than High School Musical.

I make suggestions. You listen and agree. How high up do I need to go for you to understand that?

Coop

I never would have pegged you for someone to give me shit for getting the job done.

Zoey

Eddie: You have a lot of pent-up anger.
Jackie: You have no idea.

My house? My kids? Are you out of your fucking mind?

I like to hide my humanity. Or at least keep it to a minimum.

Akalitus

Jump on the social networking trend. You won't regret it.

Fitch

Jackie: Are you wearing perfume?
Zoey: No. Why? Is it bad? Does it make me smell like an old lady?

Thor: These gloves are so tight, I feel like OJ.
Zoey: That's the third time you said that today.
Thor: Like your material is so fresh.

By the way, your husband's testicles have migrated. I'll let you know if we find them.

Jackie: Page urology.
Fitch: That's my call. I get to say that: page urology.

If you wanna avoid people from your past, I recommend moving to another country. Worked for me.

O'Hara

Nurse Jackie Season 2 Quotes

God: You know, when I hit my head, I've seen something.
Zoey: Like what? Like a bottle was throwing at you?

Dr. O'Hara: (talking about the picture of the raccoon head Fiona sent her) Really gruesome.
Jackie: I don't know why she wanted to send it or why you like it, but there you have it.
Dr. O'Hara: Kindred spirits, Jacks.