Bleeding!

Zoey [on not being pregnant]

You're going after rich people who drink. Don't think I like that very much.

O'Hara

Coop: I know a thing or two.
O'Hara: At the most.

Zoey: Miracles can happen everyday.
Jackie: Like the day they invented rubbers. Try using them.

: Hugs for the continuing education, Dr. Cooper. You'll know the next big thing, won't you?!?

O'Hara

Call Ortho, tell them the face of All Saints is just about done here.

Fitch

Not seeing a lot of people on their toes, other than Jackie and me.

Zoey

Jackie: Caitlin, honey, listen to me: Shut the fuck up.

Jackie: I am here because I like you. Not because you have drugs.
Eddie: You like me, huh?
Jackie: What do you want me to say, Eddie?
Eddie: What do you think?

Jackie: I love this place, always remembers how I like my coffee.
Eddie: Yes, it remembers all things related to her.

Coop: The whole good looking thing? More of a curse than a blessing.
Akalitus: I can't even imagine.

There's lots of reasons to have kids. Just as many not to.

Nurse Jackie Season 2 Quotes

God: You know, when I hit my head, I've seen something.
Zoey: Like what? Like a bottle was throwing at you?

Dr. O'Hara: (talking about the picture of the raccoon head Fiona sent her) Really gruesome.
Jackie: I don't know why she wanted to send it or why you like it, but there you have it.
Dr. O'Hara: Kindred spirits, Jacks.