Orange is the New Black
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Holy f*ck I wish we could put this shit on YouTube.
Pornstache
I'm scared that I'm not myself in here and I'm scared that I am.
Piper
Black Cindy: Yo, what's your sign.
Poussey: Yo. My sign is get your ass up and help me with this shit.
OK. Here's some advice. When a girl makes you come the way that I do, you pretend that you're excited to see her.
Alex
Piper: Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?
Alex: I heart you.
Piper: I am so so so sorry. I had no idea he was going to say those things.
Miss Claudette: Is that what you think of me?
I used to think you were a yellow dandelion, but you are all dried up with the puff blown off. But that's all right. You are who you are like I am who I am.
Crazy Eyes
Piper: I'm not mean. I didn't mean to be mean to you.
Crazy Eyes: You gotta start from the inside out or else you'll step on the clean.
You want me to be angry? Well guess what I'm really f*cking angry because I love you Alex. I love you and I f*cking hate you.
Piper
You know what I have to do? Hm? Hm? She disrespected me. Now, I'm gonna have to kill her.
Pennsatucky
Yes. You have made a decision. So here's what it means going forward. You may not come running to me again. Not with your problems. Not with your love. Not with your need, or sadness or love. Not even your laundry unless it is specifically your laundry day. You may never come to me again. Ever.
Alex
Larry: What?
Piper: You look beautiful, too.
