Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixOrange is the New Black Season 3 Quotes
Oh my god, you don't even know me. I mean, I, I, I could be some kind of ax murderer who wants to make coats out of the skins of babies or something.
Delia
This inside me? It feels like a grenade right now. And soon, it's going to blow up and take me with it.
Daya
Cesar: Christina. Christina got some decent mommy skills. Maybe she can take care of the baby for a little while.
Daya: She's in junior high.
More often than not, people believe what you tell them.
Flaca's Mom
I refuse to be invisible, Daddy. Not for you, not for Mom, not for anybody.
Big Boo
Maybe this is exactly where I am supposed to be right now. Maybe this, right now, is making me a better person.
Piper
Go ahead and call me Jesus from now on 'cause this bitch just worked a miracle.
Sophia
Prison is not cool. Being here is not cool. It's not brave or admirable or courageous, it's stupid. I feel stupid for being in here.
Soso
Red's not my mom Wouldn't wish that on her. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Nicky
Poussey: Books are made from paper and trees, so we thought they should be returned to the trees from whence they came and everything.
Taystee: The ultimate book return.
And you're not just another shill taking a paycheck from an evil system of oppression 'cause you're fighting it from the inside with drama class. Fine. Whatever you need to tell yourself to get by, but excuse me if I don't want to spend my precious time catering to the delusion that you're making a difference. I have my own quilt of lies to sew.
Alex
If you say "bean leaves" one more time I'm going to punch you in the f*ck hole.
Leanne
