P-Valley
Sundays on StarzP-Valley Quotes
Clifford: You look like a man whose wife has just cheated on him.
Andre: I am.
Clifford: Well, damn.
Clifford: You need some sugar.
Ernestine: All the sugar I need is that black panther over there.
Farrah: What if I fall?
Mercedes: What if you fly?
You know I got ho's and bro's in all different areas, don't ya?
Duffy [to Clifford]
So why were you in such a hurry to leave us all high and wet?
Farrah [to Mercedes]
Brittany: What you doin', Andre? You ain't gonna win.
Andre: Well, I've certainly got nothing left to lose.
Autumn: Corbin, what's you doing here so early in the morning?
Corbin: It's noon.
Autumn: I guess I'm still on stripper time.
Murda: Woddy, where my promos at?
Woddy: You would look good in some lashes and some nails, too. Uncle Murda is the name.
Well, there goes the 'hood.
Ernestine
Well, you just earned me a side of 'not your business' with that salad. Well, I'm going to give it right back to you, topped with a side of jalapenos, because I'm a classy bitch.
Roulette [to Big L]
Brazil: 'Lette, I don't know why you complainin'. Work on the street is you got diverse income streams.
Roulette: Bitch, what you talking about?
You that heifer that fell asleep under the table after throwing up her whole divorce settlement.
Clifford [to Lauren]
