P-Valley
Sundays on StarzP-Valley Quotes
Lauren: Most importantly, everyone needs to wear a mask at all times.
Uncle Clifford: Don't you see what the fuck's on my face?
Murda: You kiss sloppy.
Keyshawn: You welcome, nigga.
Duffy: Your friend [Whisper] can't be dropping knowledge like that and walking away.
Roulette: She do that sometimes.
Whisper: You really might be from Hell. You got a lot of darkness in you.
Roulette: Excuse you?
Whisper: That wasn't no shade. We all need a little Hell in our lives. It makes you appreciate the light.
Mercedes: I ain't no ho.
Farrah: You're getting paid $10,000 a weekend to have sex in a condo with my husband, correct? Don't worry. I don't get paid that much and I have to lay under him all fuckin' week. Want to trade places?
Mercedes: Hell, no.
The only reason you on the ballot is because the mayor's dead. But I digress.
Patrice [to Wayne]
You'd best bring your best poppin' playlist because we opening doors, legs, and wallets tonight.
Clifford [to Big Bone]
Clifford: Can't nobody replace Mercedes.
Autumn: Everybody can be replaced.
69 is a real nice position to take. It shows you can suck it and take it at the same damn time.
Clifford [to Autumn]
You sure look like Mercedes when you lie.
Patrice [to Terrika]
Coach: I don't need the exposure.
Mercedes: But I bet you need that Mercedes experience.
Mind the business that pays you.
Mercedes [to Roulette]