Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Chicagooooo! The big apple!
Andy
April: My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine?
I'm better now! I mean sure I'm depressed, and I'm constantly sick, and nothing really brings me joy, but it just feels right!
Councilman Jamm
Tammy does not abide by the Geneva Convention.
Ron
Oh, you know, just regionally directing the midwest whatever of who cares.
April
Ben: You're my friend.
April: No I'm not, I've never cared for you.
I prefer quality over flash - that's why I refuse to write my signature in cursive.
Ron
Tom: Tom Haverford? That's nice, but I don't think we can consider me a celebrity.
Donna: That's your handwriting.
Andy: That book sounded so boring I almost cried a little.
April: Aw babe I'm sorry you had to hear that, you're safe now.
Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-
Ron: No.
Why? Was there something inside the stupid ball?
Andy
It's f*cking milk.
Ron
