Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
I'm awesome at being humble.
Tom
Meanwhile, me and you are on a boat - to the airport.
Andy
No one should ever say that word out loud. It's like Voldemort - or Ron.
Leslie
I'm gonna get naked, I'm gonna get up there, and everybody's gonna see my weiner! I mean, you've seen it, you know how dumb it looks!
Andy
Leslie: Ron, I just want you to know that I am not sorry for pushing your face into a cake.
Ron: Well I am sorry - for attending a public event.
Jessica: Is this a circle? Or is it an "O?" Is Oprah involved!?
Leslie: It's zero. I bid zero dollars.
12 closets, 3 bomb shelters, 5 dumbwaiters, 2 3/8ths bath, no kitchens. Fairly standard layout.
Andy
Andy: We are responsible adults, you know what that means right?
April: I know.
Andy: That means we have money and we're going to buy the f*ck out of this house
I love her SO much. I hope she's my real mom.
April
Aw are you bummed Tom? I have a quick fix for that - let's get hammered. Everything is free here.
Andy
Andy: We. Are going. To Chicago!
Tom: Andy, think about what you're saying right now? Because it's the smartest idea anyone's ever had! Let's go!
It's like rescuing a bunny from a lion! But that lion is a demonic sociopath - with really nice cleavage.
Leslie
