Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Was he killed by a younger, stronger, barber!?
Andy
Oh, people grieve in different ways.
Leslie
His barber, butcher, and lover. I have lost one of them today.
Ron
Lucy, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to marry me.
Tom
I'm gonna turn the "mayoral office" into "my oral office."
The Douche
Leslie: Why are you like this?
Jean-Ralphio: Pills, baby!
Haha, "Euro-trash," I like that. That is indeed a garbage continent.
Ron
All that coffee and legal marijuana has people wanting to buy houses quickly, and irrationally.
Donna
Andy: I get to push the buttons! I call it!
April: He called it.
Leslie: Yeah I know.
Babe, I want to put a babe in you babe.
Andy
April: But in the end? Bringing a child into this world? That's disgusting!
Andy: Nooo, we'd wipe all the disgusting stuff right off it!
Ben: I have so many presents, it's weird!
Andy: Yes!! Oh, for the baby? Put 'em over there.
