Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Jean-Ralphio, although I truly hope that I never see you again, I do wish you a long and happy life.
Leslie
Tom: It's a whole documentary of my failures!
Lucy: That you made!
I'll take that steak to go. Please and thank you.
Ron
And as far as your qualifications, you're Ron Swanson!
Leslie
Ron: We will get along just fine, though hopefully not too fine, because I am not looking for any new friends. End speech.
Leslie: Well said.
The Gang: Surprise!
Leslie: Oh wow!
Ben: That's what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
Leslie: I can't believe you. We're all together in the same room. This room. I don't think I could be any happier!
Ben: Wanna bet?
Ann: Hi!
Leslie: Oh Ann's here! Ann's here!
I love you, you're one of my best friends, but you have betrayed me and everything you stand for! You've changed.
Tom
Ann: Once again, they are my biological children.
April: And once again, I don't believe you.
Ben: Last time I took it, I was a Tom.
Tom: What?! No, no, no, no!! Take it again! Ugh, I have to go recalibrate the quiz!
Now lets go tell everyone so they can join, and sign the coin, and the coin can eventually make its way into the Smithsonian.
Leslie
We get to do work worth doing, alongside people we love.
Leslie
Good idea! Gary had a good idea!
Leslie