Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes
What is wrong with you today? Did they cancel Game of Thrones?
Donna
Ron: We have one activity planned: not getting killed.
Is he eating soup? On a bench? Alone?
Donna
Needles in your face pleasure in your base.
Donna
I've taught them too well. I've created a mob of little Leslie Knope monsters. I'm so proud.
Leslie
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, this is a whole never level of nerd.
Tom
Uh oh, Batman's crying.
Donna
I bought this Mackerel at the Supermarket. I've been standing in the water with the fish on my hook for 30 minutes. I saw it on an episode of I Love Lucy. Pathetic? Maybe, but it feels pretty good to have a bunch of little boys be super in to me. That came out wrong.
Ann
Jerry: Mine just says "get well soon."
Leslie: Aren't you sick?
Jerry: No.
Leslie: ...something's off.
Leslie: "The Time Travelers Optometrist" by Pawnee's own Penelope Foster. A heart-warming story about a caveman eye doctor who travels to present day Cincinnati and can see everything but love. Unreadable. Then Joan slaps her sticker on it: bestseller four years in a row.
At the risk bragging one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me smiling and taking partial credit.
Tom
Ron: Anyone find any mistakes?
April: Yeah, actually, in here it says that Pawnee is great, but in reality it's terrible.
