Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes
Leslie: I have to tell you this feels like Gotcha journalism.
Joan: In what way?
Leslie: That way [points to a picture] you put "Gotcha" on my face.
Tom: Ben, Leslie hired my company to get her that sticker. You're the one that told me businesses need "clients" to get "money."
Ben: I was the first one to tell you that?
I am back where I came from!
Leslie
Is she gonna powder her vagina?
Ben
I'm from Eagleton.
Leslie
Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.
Leslie, NO! We use that stuff to burn warts off mules!
Ron
Leslie: You could go to jail. Jail, Ron. Ron, Jail. Jail, Ron, jail. You could go to jail. Jail. Jail. Jail. Jail.
Ron: Are you broken?
Tom: It's almost too easy.
Ben: I can hear you.
Tom: I know you can Ben, that's how easy it is.
Most of these aren't even receipts, like this one says "I bought supplies 2007."
Leslie
My first ex-wife's name is Tammy, my second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My Mom's name is Tamara... she goes by Tammy.
Ron
I would guess that they would be bankrupt by the end of this sentence.
Ben
