Hey, we gotta shut her down Al.


Mike: I'm the Captain here, Blip. I'm doing my job.
Blip: You gave that job up when you gave up on this team. Are we just going to keep pretending like that didn't happen?

I'm not going anywhere. The trade fell through.


Mike: Ginny!
Ginny: Ginny, that's a first.
Mike: Uhh, I nailed your cleats.

You willing to tie your fate to Mike Lawson?


I'm going to miss the hell out of you Baker.


Ginny: Your teammates don't want you to go?
Mike: What about you?

Mike: Do you want to know why I'm leaving?
Ginny: You want to win a World Series?
Mike: That's true, but the team doesn't want me and that's okay. You know we're all expendable.

What happened to the rest of the guys? I walked out on a date.


You scored for Livan. Not the team.


Mike: I'm sorry your posterboy let you down.
Ginny: You're going to kill it in Chicago.
Mike: You know it.

Charlie: I swear to God, if this trade falls apart.
Oscar: You can tweet it was my fault. Hashtag I don't give a rat's ass.
Charlie: What are you doing?
Oscar: Not watching Mike Lawson's last bat on a flatscreen.

Pitch Quotes

Ginny: But none of that matters, you know why?
Frank: No, but color me intrigued.
Ginny: Because today I'm the starting pitcher for the San Diego Padres.

I know it's only a 2 minute ride to the stadium and you've probably dealt with this kind of paparazzi before, but there's a billion dollar piece of cargo back here, and if you Princess Di her ass and you and me survive, I'm going to Red Wedding you and your entire family.