Do not wind me up, asshole.

Tulip

Jesse: Where exactly are you guys from?
DeBlanc: Exactly. We're from Heaven. Both of us.

What's inside of you isn't God.

DeBlanc

My problem is I like bad guys.

Tulip

Jesse: I ask you now. Will you serve God?
Quincannon: Nope.

The world is turning to shit, and you know what? It's all your fault.

Jesse

You know the rules. I dont talk about how my meat is made, you don't talk about your magic man in the sky.

Quincannon

Some people just can't be saved.

Jesse's dad

Lacey wasn't called to heven by fairies on a cloud. She was run down by a bunch of cavemen with pop guns and fell into a bottomless shit pit.

Tulip

We grow or we die. Something needs to change.

Miles

You ladies, if you're goin' to be here at night, you need to watch where you're walkin'.

Quincannon

Jesse: What were you smokin'?
Cassidy: Attic insulation, mostly.

Preacher Quotes

Violence makes violence makes nothing much at all. That what you want, kid?

Jesse

Something is coming.

African preacher