Hanna, friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.

Aria

Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.

Ella(to Aria)

With Ali, I keep peeling, I just always seem to find new layers.

Spencer

Spencer: Just be careful and wear sensible shoes.
Hanna: I wear three inches or nothing.

Hanna, will you slow down? I almost tripped over a catheter back there that was still attached to someone.

Spencer

So he's finally chosen some flowers, which are hideous and tacky and mostly carnations, but there's not really much selection around here, so...

Spencer (on Garrett)

I'm not drunk. I'm hungry and your cupcakes taste like old pennies.

Paige

That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.

Hanna

How can you miss her? She's been gliding around school all day like a Thanksgiving float.

Spencer (on Jenna)

Ashley: Do you have plans tomorrow?
Hanna: Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.

Spencer: He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
Aria: You did not just say that.

I feel like I only exist in half of your life, and that's not good enough for me.

Caleb

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

B is for bad.

Spencer

Emily: You know that A is always one step ahead of us.
Spencer: Yeah, maybe he...she...it...bitch is.