I don't know about you guys, but A talking about body bags makes me very nervous.

Aria

I think that Ali is holding all of our brains hostage and
we won't be able to sleep until we find out what really happened to her.

Emily

What's next? Hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?

Hanna

We don't need to get all freaked out over a newsflash from Casper the friendly host.

Aria

Hanna: What's in the bag?
Mona: Shower gel. I need to scrub off ten layers of shame.

If only we could harness Mona's sense of entitlement. We could light the eastern seaboard.

Spencer

I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain or shoes.

Hanna

Frankly, I'd like to take that cane and whack her like a pinata.

Mona

Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

You know they say the punishment's supposed to fit the crime, but this community service gig is like the ninth circle of hell.

Mona

So, what? I got chased by a hobo for nothing.

Aria

If I could live through Alison DiLaurentis and her nonstop torture, I can handle some radioactive texting.

Mona

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

People who are meant to be together take a break and find their way back to their first love.

I'm still here, bitches. And I know everything.

A