Spencer: Hanna, you have all the subtlety of a hand grenade.
Hanna: Thank you!

You know what Mona? If I had told the police that you mowed me down with your car, you would not be here getting a piece of peach pie everyday to wash down your meds. You'd be sharing a jail cell with someone calling you peach pie while you braid her back hair!


She doesn't know we know!

Spencer [about Jenna]

I'm having ambiguous loss!


Are you ready to explain every lie we've ever told since Ali died?


It wasn't enough to steal her bones, now we're gonna get pieces of her delivered to us?


I didn't come here to play beauty shop!

Hanna [to Mona]

When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

Aria [to Emily]

I'm ready to hang a sign, bitch can see!


Somebody you know well has you completely fooled. People lie, but medical records don't.


You're open to date but you're not open for business.


Melissa is a Hastings, we bounce back like super balls.


Pretty Little Liars Quotes

B is for bad.


Emily: You know that A is always one step ahead of us.
Spencer: Yeah, maybe he...she...it...bitch is.