So, what? I got chased by a hobo for nothing.

Aria

If I could live through Alison DiLaurentis and her nonstop torture, I can handle some radioactive texting.

Mona

Wren: My family has issues too.
Spencer: Oh really, like what? Did someone spread their butter with a steak knife?

What exactly are we doing here cause I really don't feel like having a tea party with the two of you?

Aria

Ella: Second guessing her every move is starting feel a little extreme.
Byron: No, dating your English teacher is extreme.

I am thinking! This is me thinking! And molting!

Hanna

Caleb: I've got a hotspot in my pocket.
Hanna: Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

Honey, you can't be a shark if you're toothless.

Mona

Yeah, I don't know about her fortunes, but that lady with the tube top makes really good apple butter.

Aria

Aria: Can I touch it?
Spencer: Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy

He's been going through girls in this school like they're Kleenex.

Aria (on Noel)

Ashley: Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Hanna: Kate is not an elephant; she's a snake and she's going to my school.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

It's immortality, my darlings.

Alison

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison