My senses don't lie---they multiply.

Shawn

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• Added: May 01, 2013

You are on the hook until you make it so I don't have to lie for you anymore.

Juliet

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• Added: May 01, 2013

You are kicking me out and replacing me at the same time!?

Shawn

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• Added: April 24, 2013

Where does the lotion go?

Shawn

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• Added: April 24, 2013

I am not gonna give up on us, alright?

Shawn

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• Added: April 24, 2013

If I don't get some electrolytes into my system soon I am going to go into renal failure.

Gus

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• Added: April 24, 2013

I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Blue Ivy Carter.

Shawn

• Permalink: I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Blue Ivy Carter.
• Added: April 24, 2013

Juliet: She has the key to my house!
Shawn: Our house! In the middle of the street!

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• Added: April 24, 2013

Why does Cuba keep doing such horrible movies when the dude has an Academy Award? An Academy Award!

Gus

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• Added: April 24, 2013

I love you more than Sid loved Nancy.

Shawn

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• Added: April 17, 2013

My hearts feel like wet toilet paper, Gus. It's like one ply... it's like school toilet paper.

Shawn

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• Added: April 17, 2013

She Knows.

Shawn

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• Added: April 17, 2013