I've got guts and cellulite. I don't even need a warrant.

Lassiter

You need to uncross your crosshairs.

Shawn

SNAP! Pop, that is some quality old-school smack talk.

Shawn

He's still not ready to talk about it.

Gus

Someone shot the crock pot?!

Shawn

Juliet: I am not a moron.
Shawn: Even if you were I would clean up your messes....

That's what it's like to sound old, bald and divorced.

Shawn

I believe in making my woman my queen.

Gus

I have the power to touch people Shawn.

Gus

You said the meat and cheeses were not gonna touch, Shawn.

Gus

Guster, I will choke you out!

Henry

Have a little Spencer faith!

Shawn

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.