I want a land that I rule as I see fit. Where my enemies are at my mercy. I want a land controlled by the dark arts, free from the laws that stifle the rest of this country. The Sovereign State of Percival! That’s what I want Riverdale to be. A wild untamed land where I control it all, every last bit. Even the dead.

Percival Pickens

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• Added: July 17, 2022

What are you, a wizard? Is everyone in this universe a wizard?

Jughead

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• Added: July 17, 2022

Betty: I’m so sorry! I’m so sorry for everything. I’m so sorry for the fight that we had. That I wasn’t a better sister to you, and that I wasn’t able to protect you or save you.
Polly: Betty, none of that matters now. All of that pain, all of that suffering just fell away.

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• Added: July 17, 2022

Percival Pickens: I was among those early settlers.
Alice: How was that possible?
Percival Pickens: Patience, Alice. All will be revealed in time.

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• Added: July 17, 2022

Nick: Has anyone put a hex on you? Damned your soul?
Betty: No. I was recently likened to the Harlot of Babylon.
Sabrina: Oh, yes, totally! Yeah, no, the Harlot wouldn’t technically be allowed into heaven. No.
Betty: Oh, okay, well that figures.
Sabrina: Anyone else here have an emotional connection with Archie that can lead him back to the mortal realm?
[Betty points to Veronica]
Veronica: Sure, yeah, kill me temporarily so I can visit my ex-boyfriend in heaven. Why not!

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• Added: July 10, 2022

This is coo-coo bananas, but I’m also kinda feeling it. So, what do I do?

Cheryl

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• Added: July 10, 2022

Don’t cry, not for me. What was that thing your aunties used to say? Witches don’t cry.
[“Nick” and Sabrina kiss]

Nick

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• Added: July 10, 2022

Sabrina: I can’t promise you a happy ending. Once I find Jughead, great name by the way, I’ll explain what happened, but it’s up to him.
Veronica: Meaning?
Sabrina: The dead have to want to return. I can’t force them to come back.

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• Added: July 10, 2022

If the citizens of Riverdale wish to stand united against me, then the price they will pay for their defiance will be truly biblical.

Percival Pickens

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• Added: June 12, 2022

I’m nothing like you.

Betty

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• Added: June 12, 2022

Fan: You’re my hero, Betty Cooper.
Betty: Hero?
Fan: You’re practically one of them.
Betty: What did you just say?!
Fan: I’d be honored to be your first official kill.

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• Added: June 12, 2022

Charles: What about live entertainment? Have you booked an act yet?
Veronica: Yes, Kevin will be presenting a few musical numbers from the holy grail of serial killer musicals.
Charles: Sweeney Todd?!
Veronica: Alas, no. American Psycho.

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• Added: June 12, 2022