Betty: Kevin is fine. I just saw him at the coffee house. And rest assured, he’s found a shoulder to cry on. A very manly shoulder.
Alice: And?
Betty: And?! Looking back, that’s been the problem with us this whole time, Mom. Kevin likes boys!

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• Added: April 19, 2023

Arch, there’s a difference between saving someone and loving someone. What if the love never grows?

Betty

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• Added: April 19, 2023

Veronica: Are you okay?
Jughead: No. No, I feel like I failed her. I failed us all.
Veronica: You didn’t. You fought hard to save her, Jughead. You did. You did save her.
[They kiss]
Jughead: Wowie.
Veronica: You can say that again.

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• Added: April 19, 2023

Archie: Okay, we barely made it to second base. So, why tell Julian we scored a home run?
Cheryl: I can’t explain it. But saying that we did, it’s helping me with a problem I’m having. Just know that by corroborating this story, you’d be protecting me.

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• Added: April 19, 2023

Betty: Dear Diary, the makeout party was, unsurprisingly, a disaster! I want Kevin to want me. I want to feel desired. I want to feel sexy. I want…
[She stares at Archie from her window
Betty: I’m not sure how much more I can take before I explode, Diary. Something has to change and soon.

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• Added: April 10, 2023

Fangs: She’s gonna suffocate him.
Toni: But what a way to go.

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• Added: April 10, 2023

Toni: How did it go with Bazooka Jones?
Veronica: Well, if you really must know, Jughead and I spent the entire night together.
[Toni stares in disbelief]
Veronica: Talking!
Toni: Holy hell! Are you making a play for that crown-wearing clown?
Veronica: Let’s just say, I’m not ruling it out.

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• Added: April 10, 2023

That must be Archie. He’s driving me to school. I’d say he’s a true gentleman, but the truth is, Archie is a total animal. Tootles!

Cheryl

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• Added: April 10, 2023

Jughead: Ethel? Ethel?!
[Jughead holds Ethel and they fall to the ground]
Jughead: Is this blood?
Ethel: Something terrible happened.

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• Added: April 03, 2023

Betty: Mom, can I ask your advice about something?
Alice: Of course, Honey. What is it?
Betty: I think I’m having weird feelings about Archie.
Alice: Oh? What sorta feelings?
Betty: Like stirrings. When we were dancing, I felt a flutter in my stomach.

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• Added: April 03, 2023

Listen, if you hurt my boy, you and I are gonna have some serious trouble, Ms. Femme Fatale.

Mary

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• Added: April 03, 2023

Jughead: Ethel, there is no way Mr. Fieldstone doesn’t hire you after seeing these.
Ethel: You really think so?
Jughead: Yeah!
Ethel: Even though I’m a girl?
Jughead: If he doesn’t, I’ll eat my own crown.

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• Added: April 03, 2023