Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 3 Episode 1: "Civil War" Quotes
I can't believe you sabotaged me. I've been waiting two years to tell you this Walter - You. Were. Wrong.
Paige
Tim: What do you mean there is a missile heading for them?
Toby: How is missile heading for them confusing?
I've given to you my heart and my soul, more than I've ever given to anyone. Now in your head, that may not add up to 100%, tough. The 1% is the price of admission to Happy Land that you have to pay. I am not an open book. Get used to it!
Happy
Toby: Sometimes when I'm alone in the garage, I sniff your work gloves.
Happy: Great, so I can die disgusted.
It is kind of confusing that you would give away tickets to a jazz festival and show up anyways.
Paige
Oh, so you stay with Paige, and you ship me off to Bulgaria.
Tim
Ralph: You look terrible.
Sylvester: He's right. You look like you're going to be sick.
Toby: That's because I'm looking at you in pajamas.
Sylvester: He's 11. I'm babysitting. I can't leave him alone.
Ralph: You were scared to take the bus at night by yourself.
Sylvester: Shouldn't you be sleeping?
I need Team Scorpion, and all I've got is a drunk behaviorist.
Cabe
Tim: If there's anything holding you back in LA, I'll understand.
Paige: No, there's nothing holding me back.
Then try this, you can't spell hypothalamus without us.
Toby
Walter: I'm almost there. What do I say when I see her?
Toby: Poetry.
