Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 3 Episode 13: "Faux Money Maux Problems" Quotes
Cabe: In the limo, you said a single spark could set off an explosion.
Walter: Yeah, that's what we want. Are we all in agreement?
Sly: I'm just going to grab the imaginary conch for a second here and say that I am concerned that if you light that match, it means the entire building, including us, will go kablooey!
Walter: I will set an explosion on a timer using the smoke alarm. The potassium chlorate on the match tips will ignite after a few seconds of connecting to the batteries, and then we will ride it out in that vault.
Happy: I'm going to take your invisible conch now, buddy, and tell you that your plan is crazier than a poop house rat.
Walter: The steel should be strong enough to shield us from the blast.
Toby: Taking the virtual conch, agreeing with actual fiance.
Sly: If I could take the virtual conch, just for a second.
Walter: Everyone just stop with the virtual conch! You know who has the virtual conch? The guy with the 197 IQ. And you know what's happening to it? [breaks virtual conch] The conch is dead. I am the conch. Scorpion is not a democracy. It is a logical dictatorship.
Veronica: I mean yes I threw you in the deep end when you were a child, but you learned how to swim on your own.
Paige: You're turning abandonment into a recipe for successful parenting?
Veronica: You can't argue with success.
Walter: Okay, keypad it. Pursue whatever avenue you think is best. I trust your judgment implicitly.
Toby: You're getting real weird, Walt.
So the good news is, we never left home. The bad news is, we have no idea what's going on.
Walter
Sly: They're not leaving.
Walter: Then we make it unpleasant for them to stay.
Cabe: What are you doing?
Walter: I'm making a dog whistle. Actually, we are making a dog whistle. We all have our own roles, and I shouldn't minimize each other's contributions.
To the genius lair! It's better than saying to the dirty garage.
Toby
Veronica: Remember when I worked at a graphic design firm when you were 12?
Paige: Mh hm.
Veronica: Well it was less graphic design firm and more fake bonds scheme.
Petty punishments aren't Walt's style. It's inefficient.
Happy
Veronica: What if I said it was bring your mom to work day?
Paige: I'd say that it doesn't exist. I'd ask you where you'd been, but I'd probably get a lie.
Honesty will get you points at the pearly gates. In politics, it gets you crushed.
Cabe
